Shikamaru Nara, the most intelligent as well as lazy character of the Naruto series who also grew up becoming advisor of Kakashi and Naruto (6th and 7th Hokage)
Some of his words were funny and some were meant to be given attention…
Here are some of shikamaru quotes that you must read
Regardless of our limitations, we can always be of some use. Our power may seem insignificant… but it may just prove to be useful in the grand scheme of things. Stay focused. Never avert your eyes, because if an opening arises, even our insignificant power may be enough to determine the fate of the world. Which is why everyone must stay alert and ready to strike at any moment!
“Oh man… those clouds are so lucky. so free. More to the point, I didn’t feel like doing this in the first place. And I only became a ninja because I thought life would’ve been more interesting as one… I suppose things aren’t gonna be that simple.”
In life, nothing good comes out of hurrying
If women made you a better person, I wouldn’t want to know what you were like before
It’s because we help out when they’re in trouble that we can count on them to come running when we need it.
Ughh. Great. What’s the point in setting the alarm if I’m going to wake up before it goes off? What a total waste. Now I’ve gotta shut it off but I don’t feel like moving. But if I don’t shut it off it will just keep ringing and ringing. Sigh. It makes me tired just thinking about the whole thing. Some mornings are such a drag…”
It’s stupid to talk about things you are not. Be yourself and you will be fine.
I could say I’m not sad, but I’d be lying. The problem is the world won’t let me stay a kid forever, so I can’t lie around crying about it either
It’s not because I’m lazy. It’s just because I don’t care
Someday, I just want to marry a regular girl who isn’t too ugly and not too pretty. Have two children, first a girl, then a boy. Retire after my daughter is married and my son becomes a successful ninja, and spend the rest of my life playing shōgi or Go. Then die of old age before my wife.”
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her.